Friday 10 February 2012

The revolution begins!

Fellatio to my fellow Fold'ers.

Welcome to my first post in my new and exciting blog. In this blog I intend to publish excerpts from my new best selling poker instruction book 'Fold To Victory - Volume 1', passing on the knowledge I have acquired through playing poker for many days and now almost weeks to my avid readership. 

If you follow my course you too will soon be min cashing in £15 poker comps on a very infrequent basis.

I hope through this blog that I and all you fellow Fold'ers will become firm friends both
on and off the tables. I encourage you all to comment and send in your folding experiences from the felt.

Only if we stick together we will be able to counter the increasing tide of aggression, creativeness, and hand reading skills that are blighting the game we love.

Yours in Folding

21 comments:

  1. Bernard Trottbottom10 February 2012 at 12:15

    Finally a book I can understand, no complicated terminology, psychology, or hard maths. Looking forward to taking my new skills to the Dog and Duck in Troutbridge, keep up the good work and if you ever want to come trainspotting with me, drop me a IM.

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    1. Thanks for the kind offer, unfortunately after a misunderstanding at Bristol Temple Meads station involving a Wash room operative, my restraining order prevents me from going within 400 meters of Railway property.

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  2. Lays down a monster. The fuck did you lay that down?

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    1. Teddy Teddy, buy my book and I'll show you how you can profitably fold Quads to half pot bet. You'll feel so much more satisfied!

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    2. As an avid watcher of your game I can only stand in awe of you snap fold ability. I genuinely believe my game will become better by watching you and the one thing that stands out more than anything is that on the very rare occasion you do make a mistake as long as you blame it on poor dealing your game will improve. In closing I wish to thank you for not only helping my game improve but the bankrolls of all the players you play with. Yours faithfully

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  3. I had kings once and folded to aces my own hero

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    1. Remember KK is not the Nuts. There are even times when you should fold AA preflop just in case someone is luckier than you or the dealer always gives you bad beats. These things matter and are covered in depth in my book.

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  4. Have to say what a great book this is and it's such a simple concept, it was so quick to read and easy for all players to understand. I am fairly new to the game and have only played a few times but I know I am getting better because I made a final the other night but the big blind was more than I had when I went out tenth not bad from 15 players I know it won't be long until I am getting there with your strategy and doubling my money thanks again your number one fan

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    1. Hang in there, you have to be in it to min it. Next time I'm sure you'll get the American Airlines every time you need them. Don't let a few bad results lead you away from the path to minimumsum.

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  5. This book was a pleasure to read, and the colour pictures helped my understand what the difference between trips and a set is. The spelling isn't so great but what do you expect.

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  6. Your book is the nutz dude, gonna get me some serious dinero now, before you became so skillz'd what books did you read?

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    1. Only 1 book ever really did it for me. Phil Helmuth's play poker like the Pros. You don't need to read it all as it covers Razz, Omaha, Stud, Stud HiLo. The No Limit section pretty much covers all Aspects of the game. My book of course takes the masters teachings to the next level.

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  7. Is your book available as an audio book or is there an large print edition available. I'm in my 7th decade and my eyesight just isn't what it used to be.

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    1. No audio book yet, need to find the right vocal talent to voice my manuscript. Morgan Freeman's agent for Chipping Norton told me confidentially in Gregg's that he's keen and is trying to get out of his Shawshank Redemption II contract. Keep it quiet but fingers crossed.

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    2. If you buy the Kindle edition, you can make the font as big as you need. Kindle edition includes a bonus chapter on how to throw your chips at the dealer, covering wrist action, facial expressions, common mistakes and grovelling apologies.

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    3. Thats a shame, I cant stand that More Than fellow, his voice really grates. Have you thought about Timmy Mallett, my niece does his dry cleaning and could put in a good word.

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  8. Can't wait for a signed copy of your book, will save me buying it when it reaches the stores.Looks like my new live event casino is the G at cov. Pray tell how will i know its you "Nice but Dim" to collect my reward???????
    Will u be the guy ripping freddy,goody,bighally or Mr,Customs and barry(morpheus) 2 pieces??????

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    1. Only rippingsound comming from that numpty is the sonic boom from his limp call snap fold

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  9. Thanks to you and your book I folded into the money again last night. Carnt wait to read your new book on table image and poker etiquette.

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  10. Not sure if this book is for me, i kept folding but just got blinded out last night, what am i doing wrong?????

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